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Pathan being intrviewed at U.K
Embasy:
CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan.
CONSLATE: Sex ?
Pathan: Ten times a week.
CONSULATE: I mean male or
female?
Pathan: Both male and female
and sometimes Camels too.
CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli
both sides.
CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki
ass somtimes have to pay.
CONSULATE: Man are you
hostile?
Pathan: Horse style,dog style
any style.
CONSULATE: Oh dear!!!
Pathan: Deer? No deer they
run very fast.....

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