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Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka
Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,
Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi
Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha
Tha,
Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne
Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti
Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur
Saans Fool Rahi Hai.
Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya
Hua?“
Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se
Doctor Ko Bulao“
Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To
Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka
Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche
Nange Chupe Hai“
Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche
Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar
Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko
Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga
Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale“

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