Boy texts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh per
Girl: Ok de doon gi
Boy: Boobs choosnay do gi?
Girl: ok choos lena

After 20 mints,
boy texts: yeh sab galat hai... main tumhe touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl: mujhe pata hai tu ne muth maar li hai kutte,