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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic
police waali ladki se ho jaati
hai.
Agle din uske doston ne
pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi
Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut
bura hua mere saath. Kisi
Police waai ke saath kabhi
shaadi mat karna.
Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya
ho gaya?
Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi
mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok
diya.
Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!!
Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?
Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300
Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs
Without Helmet ka.....

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