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EK CHUT BOLI,
KOI HAI JO HAMSE KHELE HOLI
LANDO NE BANAYI TOLI,
SARI RAT CHUT TATOLI,
SUBAH UTH KAR CHUT BOLI
KABHI NAHI KHELUNGI HOLI

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1 Pandit fere karwa raha tha.. Wo thode
mantar bolta aur Paise maang leta.. Ladki ka
baap dukhi ho gaya. Pandit ne fir 1 mantar bola
aur kaha Rs.101 nikaliye.. Ladki k �aap ne
dheere se apna Lund nikala aur bola Lo..
Pandit bhi ek number ka Madarchod tha.. Usne
tedhi nazar se dekha aur bola - " Jajmaan
Kanya k Haath me Dijiye..!! "

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Jungle me ek Shikari ko shikar nahi mila to wo
Mutth marne baith gaya. Ek Sher ne dekha to
bhagte hue sabhi janvaro se bola : Jisko apni
Jaan pyari hai, Bhag jaao. Lomdi boli : Hua
kya? Sher : Maine bahut shikari dekhe hain, par
aisa shikari nai dekha jo itni chhoti gun ko
60-70 dafa load kar chuka ho, pata nai bhencod
kitne fire karega...!!!

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MODERN DEVDAS: Babuji ne kaha haveli chhod
do Maa ne kaha Paaro ko chhod do Paro ne
kaha daaru chhod do 1 din aayega jab Paaro ke
bachche kahenge....... "UNCLE AB TO MUMMY
KE NAAM KI MUTTH MAARNA CHHOD DO"

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MADARCHOD BACHCHA CLASS XI
Bachcha: Bapu aaj maine class me masterji k
aise sawaal ka jawaab diya, jo aur kisi ko nahi
pata tha.
Baap: Arey mere laal... tune to mera naam
roshan kar diya beta.
Sawaal kya poocha tha masterji ne?
Bachcha: Sawaal tha...... "KIS BHEN KE LODE
NE MERI TABLE PAR MUTHH MAARI HAI?"

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Ek baar ek Collector, ek SP aur ek professor
saath baith kar daaru pee rahe they. Collector:
Mera sab jagah rob chalta hai. Main jile ka
maalik hu. SP: Mere to naam se hi kaampte
hain log. Main kisi ko bhi andar kar sakta hu.
Professor: Bhai apna to koi rob-wob nahi hai.
Apan to din bhar laundo ki gaand maarte hain.
Aage unki marzi k wo COLLECTOR bane ya SP.

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Ek bar ek competition mein teen desh se log
final mein short list hote hain-India Nepal aur
Pakistan. Final round ka sawal hota hai ki aap
ek samay mein pani se bhari kitni bucket utha
sakte ho. Nepali:- Do Panelist - Do kaise..
Nepali - ek ek hath mein ek ek bucket.
Pakistani:-teen. Panelist:- teen kaise.. Pakistani
- dono hath mein do aur ek apne lund par.
Panelist - Bahut achche.. India ki taraf se
Santa jata hai..woh kehta hai "Paanch"
Panelist shocked - Paanch kaise? Santa - Dono
hath mein ek ek aur Pakistani ko apne lund
pe..

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