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Ek baar ek aurat ne shaadi ke liye
newspaper mein ad diya :
'Ek pati chahiye, jo
shaadi ke baad mujhe na maare,
jo ghar se kbhi na bhaage, aur
jo raat ko bistar mein mujhe satisify kare.
Dusre din uske ghar ki bell baji aur
usne darwaza khola to wahan ek
admi wheelchair par baitha hua tha...
Aurat ne poocha: tou tum mujh se shaadi karne
aye ho..??
Admi nr kaha : haan...!!
Aurat ne poocha: meri 3 sharton ka kya..??
Admi bola : mere hath nahin hain isliye
main tmhe shadi ke baad nahn maar sakta..
meri tangein nahnhain iska
matlab shadi ke baad nahi bhagunga...
Aurat ne kaha : meri teesri shart ka kya?
Admi ne kaha : Tum ne bell ki awaaz to suni
thi na.....???

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