Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla
" under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla
"bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya
hai."
lady "thik hai toh..
ghumake phicche se le lo...."
Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge
,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
.....
Most confusing double meaning joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss muj pe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
&
PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ke
2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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