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BOYS and GIRLS ke baat karne
mei kya difference hota hai?
Girl: Yaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boy: Yaha Kya Gaand mara
Raha Hai?
Girl: Maine Aap Ko Kya Kkaha?
Boy: Abey Maine Kaunsi Teri
Gaand Maar Li?
Girl: Aap Itni Fast Kyun Chal
Rahe Ho?
Boy: Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi
Hai Kya?
Girl: Woh Teachers Ki Bahut
Respect Karta Hai.
Boy: Woh Toh Saala Teachrs Ki
Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai.
Girl: Us Ladki Ka Character
Achcha Nahi Hai.
Boy: Woh toh Randi Hai.
Girl: Tum Toh Bahut Stupi Ho.
Boy: Tu Toh Bada Lodu Hai.
Girl: Darr Lag Rha Hai.
Boy: Gaand Phat Rahi Hai.
Girl: Tang Mat Karo Please.
Boy: Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke.
Girl: Aaj Toh Ghar Waalon Se
Daant Padegi.
Boy: Aaj Toh Laude Lag Gaye
Bhenchod....

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