Gf-ye kya?
condom kaha hai?
Bf-srprize, aaj bina condom ke hi krenge,
Gf-madrchod, agr 9mhine baad main srprize dungi to lawde jaisi shakal mat banana'"��
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Girl frnd: Tumne mere Boobs Chus-Chus ke bade kar diye
Boy frnd: Pagli Aisa hota to mera lund Gutne tak pahuch gaya hota aur Muje Condom ki jagah Cycle ki Tube lagani padti.��....
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�� BOLDEST PROPOSAL:
Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se:
"Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!
Baap: "Kyu ??
Ladka: "Kyunki ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...
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Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho?
Mom : Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.
Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se bhar deti hai... ����
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Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukde nahi hote..
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Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha.
Kamwali: Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.
Santa: Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.
Kamwali: Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.
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A lady lost her Panties in the park.
She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.
The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!
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Question: Why Do Girls Put On Weight After sex?
Ans: Bcoz every banana has 108 calories..
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1 ladki Bina sex kare srdar se paise leke bhag gai....
Srdar ne paper me add diya-
1 ladki 5'3, rang gora,
nam Rani. bhen ki lodi, jise mile chod do, payment ho chuki hai.
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Ek baar ek aadmi ke PENIS pe madhu-makkhi kaat gayi.
He goes to DR with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue,
"Sirf Dard ki Dawa Dena'
Sujan Rehne Dena
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Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !
Sindhi : woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???
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Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu: Fucking!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!
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Sex krte time Wife> Dhire dhire Malgaadi Mat Chalao.Jor-Jor se Shatabdi Chlao.
Bachcha Palang se Gira or Bola> 'MAKA BHOSDA'Jo Marzi Ho Chalao Par Savari to mat girao.
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Aishwarya rai Bachchan has filed copy right case against Pepsi for using her bedroom lines "Oh Yes Abhi!"
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Madam 1day in class
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat
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L 4 lund
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!
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एक लड़का एक सीमेंट की फैक्ट्री में काम करता था । एक दिन उसका बाप उस से बोला - बेटा घर बनवाना है 25 बोरियां सीमेंट की ला दे ।
बेटा - नहीं मैं बहुत ईमानदार हूँ ।
बाप - अच्छा 15 ही ला दे ।
बेटा - नहीं, मेरी भी कुछ इमेज है मेरे दफ्तर में ।
बाप - चल 5 ही ला दे ।
बेटा - नहीं l
बाप - अच्छा 1 तो ला दे ।
बेटा - नहीं ।
बाप - तो ठीक है एक मुट्ठी तो ला दे ।
बेटा - एक मुट्ठी से क्या होगा ?
बाप - तेरी माँ की चूत पर लगाउंगा, ताकि तेरे जैसा कोई दूसरा ईमानदार पैदा ना हो भोंसड़ी के ।
ग्रुप किसी का भी हो पर धमाका ��हमारा ही होगा ………����������
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