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Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha
Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath
Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta
Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”
Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne
Besharam Ho Tum.”
Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki
Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi
Ganda Hai.”
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Ek girlfriend ne boyfriend se poocha
"Tumhe agar mere 2 boobs ki jagah 10 boobs
mile to kya karoge ?"
BF: seedha seedha bol na tujhe samne baithi
kutiya se jealousy ho rahi hai"
Moral: BF sprite pi ke aaya tha !

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