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Ek baar class main inspection hoti hain..
Headmaster sahib aate hain...
Sawaal karna shuru!
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse
naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf
ishara karte hue -
Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part
hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag
gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi',
Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',
thoda chalna pad jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',
Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',
Homework karana ho'GAAND phat gayi'...
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka
jawaab bhi sahi hain to woh kuch nahin kehta....
Phir sawaal...karta hain...
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke, Ladki ki jab
shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon
hain" Phir koi
jawaab nahin deta.....
Master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bademaster, gyani or
Samajhdar AGAR
AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO
RONA
NAHIN AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku
ka jawaabbhi thik hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin
kehta.
Master phir sawaal karata hain...
Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agarmain aapko tisri
aankh lagane ki shakti doon to tum kahan
lagwaoge"
Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe,
koi kehta hain mooh main,
koi kehta hain pet main,
Koi kehta hain kaan pe...
Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin lagta hain to
woh Tinku ko phir khada karta hain...
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi
wali ungli main lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye
dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida aapki GAAND
main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe
hi se pooch raha hai,,,,,

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