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A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...

Moral:
Cambodia's
national fruit is Banana
and
India's national business is
Chutia Banana.��

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