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Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun
marunga bhala tumhe?
Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin
daantunga..., baat toh batao.
Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin
ki, it's a good news, darr kyun
rahi thi???
Wife: College ke dino mein ek
baar papa ko bataya tha to
badi maar padi thi...

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