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Husband and Wife in Court
Discussion.
The Problem: Who should get
Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said,
"Your Honour I brought the
child into this world with Pain
and Labour, so it should be in
My Custody."
The Judge turns to Husband
and says, "What do You have to
say in your defence?"
The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly says,
"Your Honour. If I put a dollar
in a Vending Machine and a
Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi
is it? The Machine's or Mine?"
Yeh sunke Wife replied, "Judge
Sahab... Bartan Mera... Doodh
bhi mera... aur usme dahi
jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne
se dahi bana toh phir wo dahi
kiska? Mera ya 2 boond daalne
wale ka?"
Husband replied, "Typewriter
mein kagaz maine daala, keys
daba-daba kar mehnat maine
ki, phir chithi kiski? Typewriter
ki ya Meri?"
Frustrated Judge, gusse mein,
"Abey saale agar tu chithi
haath se hi likh leta toh ye
noubat hi na aati....

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