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Kaamwali ne pagaar badhane ke liye kaha.
Lady: "Kyo badhaau?"
Kaamwali: "Bibiji, 3 reasons hai.
1st, mai aap se behtar kapde press karti hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.
2nd reason, mai aap se behtar khana banaati
hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole. Aur
3rd reason ye ki S33X me aap se jyada maja
deti hu."
Lady (gusse me chilla ke): "Kyaye bhi Saahab
bole?"
Kaamwali: "Nahi bibiji, ye baat to aap ka driver
bola".. =)).
Lady: kitni pagaar chahiye bolo.

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