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Teacher: What is the opposite of laugh…?
Boy Ans: SEX
Teacher: How ?
Boy: Laugh is – haa haa haa haa haa
Sex is – aah aah aah aah aah..
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What's the difference between a 'Boot' and
'Choot'?
Boot accepts only one size, whereas a Choot
accepts all sizes!
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Santa-HELMETk upar se apna sar khujla rha tha..
Wife-Aji helmet toh utaar lo
Santa-Bahnchod teri gand me khujli hoti h
toh kya shalwar utar deti hai..
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Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha
Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “ Do U Have Aids? ”
Girl: “ No ”
Santa: “ Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi
Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye. “
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Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car
mein jungle le gaya.
Ladke ne
sex karna shuru kiya toh
ladki boli:
"Mein bataana bhool gayi ki
mein Prostitute hun aur ek
baar ke 500 leti hun." Ladke ne majboori mein paise
diye aur thoka. Thokne ke
baad ladka cigarette peene
laga.
Ladki- chalo na wapas nahi
jaana kya?
"Ladka-Mein bataana bhool
gaya tha ki mein Taxi Driver
hun aur yaha se shahar ke 800 leta hun."
Moral-thokne se pahle bhale
boys lund se sochte hain par thokne k baad dimaag se hi
kaam lete hain..!!

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