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sandas kari ne hath na dhovay,

wah bhai wah

sandas kari ne hath na dhovay

wah bhai wah

Ghel chodina pehla GAND dhovay

pa6i hath dhovay.
Ek dam fresh.... ��➕

Ladki apne Boyfrnd se -
Maine 4 Boys se Sex kiya, to me Randi... Aur tumne 10 Ladkiyo ko kiya, to tum Jawan Mard...
Aisa kyo....?? Bolo....

Boy - Suno...

Jo 'Taala��' bahut Chabiyo�� se khule,
wo kharab "Taala"��

...Lekin,

Jis "Chabi" se bahut sare Taale �� khule,
wo

"MASTER KEY"�� kahlati hai...
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Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar
ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....

Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:������

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Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?

Classic ans��

boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..

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�� Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?

BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai ��. ...
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Girl - Mom I am Pregnant.

Mom - Kya..... kaise ??

Girl - It was an Accident.

Mom - Accident kalmuhi.
sadak pe chalte chalte Lode Pe gir gayi thi kya.

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A boy was ✊masturbating ��, suddenly
neighbourhood girl comes in & the boy doesnt
notice..

Girl :- shameless! wat r u doing?

Boy: 100 saal jiyegi tu.. 100 saal  ����

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Santa -"Veg aur non-veg film kya hoti hai.

Banta -"Film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg, underwear me pani aaye to non-veg."����..

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Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai 1) Make up 2) Mobile 3) Shopping
4)
Niche dekh
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
abe sale apne niche dekh ��'

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Wife:-Jaanu apne koi aisi gaali suni hai Jo dekhi bhi ho????
Husband:-hasne laga aur bola haan..
Wife:-kaun si??
Husband haste hue : teri behen ki chut..������������

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This is a classic!!

Ek lady ko uska bachaa bahut pareshan kar raha tha.

To usne ek thandi saans li aur boli:

"Kaash….

Us Din main

Muh Me Le leti... ����
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Sawal jo apke dimag ki lavde laga dega::::::::::

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Agar apke sath ek hi bed par
1 side nangi ladki������
Aur
Dusri side nanga ladka������
letaa ho
To aap kiski taraf GAND karke Soyenge......
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Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:

- Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”

- Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai..... ��❓❓❓❓❓

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Todays spcl----Dr. Giving Lecture.....!   
Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!! 
Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka!:��������

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Pintya : School male hai ki female....?

Buntya : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....
Benchod very confusing ...!!������

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Sunny Leone in KBC !

Amitabh : Aap ke nipple ka colour kaunsa hai ?
A-Black
B-Dark Brown
C-Light Brown
D-Pink

Sunny Leone : I'll go for audience poll ! ����          
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1 aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum sex karte waqt apne pati se baat karti ho?
She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun..
"aakhir pati hai wo mere..��     
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Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori....!!
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new stock
U will love it

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Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:-  Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga��
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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..
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Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..

Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..

Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!
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BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.

BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.
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Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?

BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega
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Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe ho,Ab bas bhi karo..
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2014 hai ! .....

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Most creative gaali of the year...��
�� "Abe, lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga,��
ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke 'bhajan' ho raha hai ya 'Mujra'..."������

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Boy- chalte chalte kahi ruk jata hu me.bethe bethe u hi kho jata hu me..
kya yahi pyar h?

Girl- Muthiya ocha mar loda Ashakti avi gayi 6e,Prem ni Kya Ma choDe 6..!!

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