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Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke
Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha Ki Tune Kya
Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni Boli
5% Sharam,
5% Dard Or
90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye
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Boyfrend Wanted Sex With His Girlfrend.
But He Was Shy Of His Small Penis. One Day He
Took Her To A Dark Room & Gave His Penis In
Her Hand.
Girl: “Sorry I Dont Smoke“ BEEDI
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Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne
Sasur Ko Bola.
Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek
Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye”
Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola:
“Bh*nsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di,
Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye...
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Lady Ghode Pe Baithi...
Husband : Darling, Lagta Hai, Ghoda Bahut Khush
Hai....
Lady: Ghoda Ho Ya Loda, Meri 2 Taangon Ke
Beech Jo Bhi Aata Hai,Khush He Rehta Hai.

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