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Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho
gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida
huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke
samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga

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