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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur
Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in
office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-
born!

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