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Santa was a virgin and knew nothing about sex,
He was desperate.....a nd went to the red light
area and got a call gal....
After having sex, they both lied on bed, suddenly
Santa got up and started fingering her...
Call Girl : “Kya kar rahe ho....?”
Santa: Dhoond raha hoon.......
Call Girl : Kya dhoond rahe ho.....??
Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Yeh 6 Inch Ka Tha,
Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai ?
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Couples Date Per the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan
le lunga.

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