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Teacher: “What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki
Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha
Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces
Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control
Kare!” “Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai
Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak,
Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai” “8th
Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom
Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai” “1 Second Mein In, 1
Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?” “Ye
Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak!
Idiot” “Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are Between Any
Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their
Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai....."
Aamir - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...
Teacher - get out...!
After Some time, Amir khan returns back to
class...!
Teacher: Ab kya hua.?
Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..
Teacher: kya..?
Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra
protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen
directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen
rubbed....
Teacher : wat d fuck u want
Amir khan: pen sir....pen...

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